Wednesday, April 4, 2012

Life In Reverse

Think about this, living you next life totally backward.


A beautiful quote from Woody Allen:



In my next life I want to live backward.
You start our dead and get that out of the way.


Then you wake up in an old people's home feeling better every day.


You get kicked out for being too healthy, 
go collect your pension, and then
when you start work, you get a gold watch and a party on the first day.


You work for 40 years until you are young enough to enjoy your retirement.


You party, drink alcohol, and are generally promiscuous, then you are ready for high school.


You then go a primary school, you play,
you have no responsibilities, you become a 
baby until you are born.


And then you spend your last 9 months
floating in a luxurious SPA like conditions
with central heating and room service on top,
larger quarters everyday and then, VOILA!


You finish off as an orgasm!


I rest my case
 "